Academy of the Overrated. Just watched Manhattan again. Seems like being a cynic is the easiest thing you can be in life.
i don’t know what i find the most disturbing/intoxicating/horrifying about this hardcore bearded dragon porn video:
1. the intensity with which “charlie“‘s latched on to the back of “peanut“‘s head
2. the fact that some asswipe named them charlie and peanut
3. the fact that Rush’s Tom Sawyer is playing in the background (then again, what should be playing when two bearded dragons make sweet love on a hardwood floor while a human asswipe films it? ok, maybe Rush)
4. the pitch blackness of the male beardies beard
5. all the “waving” peanut does throughout to express submissiveness
6. the extreme genitalia closeup
7. the way charlie seems to use both feet to hold himself “in”
8. thinking of our female beardie “gettin it” from charlie
9. the touchdown style dance charlie does immediately after
10. how into it i am
i love thinking of these as chelsea’s legs. maybe this can be her book cover.
next sf/ld book: EVEN THOUGH I DON’T MISS YOU by CHELSEA “lil’ bitch” MARTIN
1. we have a new set of poems for you EVERY (week) day this month from old friends, like Mike Young, Gene Morgan, and Kendra Grant Malone, as well as new Ho faves like Virginia Konchan and Calvero!
2. THIS FALL WE ARE PUTTING OUT OUR NEXT SF/LD BOOK: CHELSEA MARTIN’S EVEN THOUGH I DON’T MISS YOU.
feel like writing a book is the most narcissistic thing you can do in 2013.