KGM: word on the street is one of my fav people of all time, miss kendra grant malone, is going to be on brad listi sunday. get your benson & hedges and bloody marys ready.
Academy of the Overrated. Just watched Manhattan again. Seems like being a cynic is the easiest thing you can be in life.
apparently, no mating needed. found out my daughter’s bearded dragon is going to lay eggs soon. as you can tell by this x-ray. wtf. good joke, pet smart pet care sheet. (she sure has some nice thighs, though, don’t she?)
i don’t know what i find the most disturbing/intoxicating/horrifying about this hardcore bearded dragon porn video:
1. the intensity with which “charlie“‘s latched on to the back of “peanut“‘s head
2. the fact that some asswipe named them charlie and peanut
3. the fact that Rush’s Tom Sawyer is playing in the background (then again, what should be playing when two bearded dragons make sweet love on a hardwood floor while a human asswipe films it? ok, maybe Rush)
4. the pitch blackness of the male beardies beard
5. all the “waving” peanut does throughout to express submissiveness
6. the extreme genitalia closeup
7. the way charlie seems to use both feet to hold himself “in”
8. thinking of our female beardie “gettin it” from charlie
9. the touchdown style dance charlie does immediately after
10. how into it i am
GUMMO
yesterday i watched Gummo twice, with two different people. i think i’d only ever seen the bath tub scene. (sorry if i lied to you or made it seem like i had seen the whole thing.) made me feel like if harmony korine had been my brother, i would have appreciated growing up in BFE, OHIO more. (pics of me and my mom and friends)
i love thinking of these as chelsea’s legs. maybe this can be her book cover.
next sf/ld book: EVEN THOUGH I DON’T MISS YOU by CHELSEA “lil’ bitch” MARTIN
1. we have a new set of poems for you EVERY (week) day this month from old friends, like Mike Young, Gene Morgan, and Kendra Grant Malone, as well as new Ho faves like Virginia Konchan and Calvero!
2. THIS FALL WE ARE PUTTING OUT OUR NEXT SF/LD BOOK: CHELSEA MARTIN’S EVEN THOUGH I DON’T MISS YOU.
(via hobartpulp)
NARC
feel like writing a book is the most narcissistic thing you can do in 2013.
LDR
HOTEL CULTURE - HOBART 15 - SUBMIT
Hobart print subs are reopened. the next theme (for issue 15) is “hotel culture.” whatever that means. don’t take it too seriously. aaron and i are reading all subs blind; will each pick 4 stories independently and 3 or 4 together. SUBMIT.
i don’t know why we picked this theme. i just really love hotels. nice ones. shitty ones. in cities. in the middle of fucking nowhere. your sub need not be set in one. a passing mention, maybe? who the fuck knows.
(pics of mary miler/chloe caldwell/amy butcher/me in chicago hotel last weekend)
bearparadecom by Gene Morgan
excited to be publishing a new poem by my favorite texas gangsta GENE MORGAN on HOBART next month. poem concerns rich people and miami and meat and yachts. watch for it.
(Source: muumuuhouse, via hobartpulp)
